We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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