I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
