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Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

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Good decisions....

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Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(401): Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant (978): Good decisions.... (401): Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up http://tfl.nu/4ade

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At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up

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Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

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(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up (915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat http://tfl.nu/y8qb

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Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(203): Who wears a wallet chain?! http://tfl.nu/1rec

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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

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not the response he usually gets im sure.

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(802): and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college? (1-802): not the response he usually gets im sure. http://tfl.nu/gci3

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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank

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(619): all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank http://tfl.nu/98ag

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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.

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(615): I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting. http://tfl.nu/31wc

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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside

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(703): still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside http://tfl.nu/23it

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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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(309): I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors. http://tfl.nu/cath

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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.

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(201): He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn. http://tfl.nu/ws8z

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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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(505): Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard. http://tfl.nu/5mz2

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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.

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(740): When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits. http://tfl.nu/xvhm

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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight

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(540): There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight http://tfl.nu/g8si

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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.

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(314): Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night. http://tfl.nu/wauu

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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.

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(214): Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it. http://tfl.nu/tru6

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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM

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(+61): A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM http://tfl.nu/lo1g

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