Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  check it out our google latitudes are spooning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): check it out our google latitudes are spooning http://tfl.nu/t63m
  Replies (5) Good night (1045) Bad night (547)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number... http://tfl.nu/xqo8
  Replies (22) Good night (3087) Bad night (875)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries. http://tfl.nu/qapc
  Replies (26) Good night (4442) Bad night (817)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.

  (1-515): View more from Iowa

  As in blowjob or cannibalism?

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance. (1-515): As in blowjob or cannibalism? (515): I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal. http://tfl.nu/r3de
  Replies (71) Good night (4162) Bad night (1523)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket. http://tfl.nu/tn78
  Replies (48) Good night (4823) Bad night (1083)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone http://tfl.nu/koze
  Replies (36) Good night (2660) Bad night (5320)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first http://tfl.nu/owtg
  Replies (24) Good night (6377) Bad night (1288)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break http://tfl.nu/u8kr
  Replies (38) Good night (9208) Bad night (1235)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it. http://tfl.nu/93wr
  Replies (6) Good night (2470) Bad night (995)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  the wall and i were having dominance issues.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): the wall and i were having dominance issues. http://tfl.nu/itlm
  Replies (7) Good night (2605) Bad night (1941)
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded. http://tfl.nu/om7e
  Replies (9) Good night (3557) Bad night (1356)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive. http://tfl.nu/kzk0
  Replies (10) Good night (615) Bad night (2370)
• Favorite

  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (709): He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom http://tfl.nu/rh7h
  Replies (11) Good night (819) Bad night (404)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?! http://tfl.nu/rmx8
  Replies (6) Good night (564) Bad night (357)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me. http://tfl.nu/4yac
  Replies (5) Good night (811) Bad night (324)

Randomize