I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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