I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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