put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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