i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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