and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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