hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.