Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.