Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.