I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.