Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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