I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Church boner. Awkwardddd
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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