Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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