All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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