I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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