OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize