Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I need to stop coming to work sober
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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