Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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