why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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