Cold hands, warm shart.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My feet surprised me
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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