I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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