doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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