Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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