My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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