I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You are a genius and a whore.
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