my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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