When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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