you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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