He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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