He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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