i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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