Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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