lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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