Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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