and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Why did my mother make you get naked?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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