I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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