its not stalking. its research.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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