does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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