well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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