we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
