The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
