i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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