whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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