piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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