is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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