Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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