Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just google imaged poop.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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