Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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