Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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