You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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