Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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