I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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