Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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