how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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