Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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