yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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