Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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